Derk will probably kill me for saying this...

Yesterday, Asher was trying to find Derk. I told Asher that he'd gone upstairs, so Asher went up to find him. I heard Asher knock on the bathroom door, and here is the conversation that followed:

Asher: "Are you in dere, Daddy?"
Derk: "Yeah, Bud, I'm in here."
Asher: "Will you let me in?"
Derk: "No, Bud, but I'll be out in a minute, okay?"
(long pause)
Asher: "Does it stink in dere, Daddy?"
(another long pause)
Derk: "Yeah, Bud, it stinks in here."

I'm sorry to have a good laugh at your expense, Derky, but I just couldn't resist! :)